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Barbie…look at those windows. There are no blinds. What if someone looks inside while you’re using the bathroom? Also...
Barbie you hoe. Put on some damn shoes
Barbie, there are slippery substances on the ground, wipe them up before you slip and fall!
Barbie, why do you have your mirror right above your tub?, sheesh.
Put the fucking seat down Barbie. You’re going to injure your fucking coccyx you fucking dumbass cum rag. What, Mattel...
are the making salad in the bathroom! That’s just digusting! Barbie what the fuck why do you have
Barbie! Why is there a mirror above the bathtub! That’s just stupid!
Wow Barbie, get those fish away from the toilet. Do you plan to flush them today?
Barbie, that belt and shirt do not go well together. Learn some fashion sense, girl
thoes cleaning supplies should be in a locked cubbord Barbie. Some little kid could swallow them.
You’ve got shelves above the bath? What if they fall down & you’re in the bath. You are a dumb slut.
Barbie, that lip liner with that lipstick? You’re making terrible choices.
Do you seriously take baths with the windows wide open? Get some blinds, you slut.
Barbie! JESUS WOMAN! PUT THOSE KNIVES AWAY, YOU’LL HURT YOURSELF!